I write quite a bit about annoying celebrities who turn into self-help gurus in their 30s because they have nothing else to do in life. One thing leads to another and they're praying to imaginary butterflies, eating dandelion leaves out of their yards and posting inspirational quotes on Instagram.Danica Patrick has some of those tendencies, BUT, at least she mixes in sports, working out in the gym and then some weird Burning Man Festival content here and there. She actually lives the MAHA lifestyle. One day she's doing deadlifts in the gym, the next minute she's smashing forehands on the






























